January 22, 2008

LOL

THE VIBRATOR.......


AS A MOM PASSES HER DAUGHTER'S CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR, SHE HEARD A STRANGE BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM WITHIN. OPENING THE DOOR, SHE OBSERVED HER DAUGHTER GIVING HERSELF A REAL WORKOUT WITH A VIBRATOR. SHOCKED, SHE ASKED: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?"

THE DAUGHTER REPLIED: "MOM, I'M THIRTY-FIVE YEARS OLD, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND! PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

THE NEXT DAY, THE GIRL'S FATHER HEARD THE SAME BUZZ COMING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CLOSED BEDROOM DOOR. UPON ENTERING THE ROOM, HE OBSERVED HIS DAUGHTER MAKING PASSIONATE LOVE TO HER VIBRATOR.

TO HIS QUERY AS TO WHAT SHE WAS DOING, THE DAUGHTER SAID, "DAD I'M THIRTY-FIVE, UNMARRIED, AND THIS THING IS ABOUT AS CLOSE AS I'LL EVER GET TO A HUSBAND. PLEASE, GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE."

A COUPLE DAYS LATER, MOM CAME HOME FROM A SHOPPING TRIP, PLACED THE GROCERIES ON THE KITCHEN COUNTER, AND HEARD THAT BUZZING NOISE COMING FROM, OF ALL PLACES, THE LIVING ROOM.

SHE ENTERED THAT AREA AND OBSERVED HER HUSBAND SITTING ON THE COUCH, DOWNING A COLD BEER, AND STARING AT THE TV. THE VIBRATOR WAS NEXT TO HIM ON THE COUCH, BUZZING LIKE CRAZY.

THE WIFE ASKED: "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

THE HUSBAND REPLIED: "I'M WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH MY SON-IN-LAW."

October 12, 2007

Dildo Destiny

After my first time with a dildo...it was all she wrote baby! Was it just a date with a dildo or a date with destiny...hmm... hehe

I went into my bedroom and locked the door. It had been an afternoon after school as I had been doing my chores putting away laundry that I had found it, in my mothers pantiy drawer. It had been a surprise to find it. I knew immediately what it was. The girls at school had laughed about dildos and vibrators when they had talked about sex. But to find one in my mother’s room was another matter. I knew that my mom masturbated every night, I had heard the moans from her room. But a vibrator! That explained a lot!

I ran my hand over the latex toy. It felt soft and cold in my hand. I giggled looking at the cock shaped instrument, thinking nothing could be as big as this 9-inch object in real life. I rubbed it against my cheek, and noticed the odor. A strong musky smell reached my nostrils. Mom had been using the vibrator recently, I thought. And now it was my turn. I had been masturbating since I was 11. I discovered the feeling by accident in the shower with the sponge one day, and had done it most days since then. But only with my fingers or the sponge. Now at 17 I was going to have a new experience. I grinned.
I lifted my uniform skirt and slipped off my panties.


I turned on the vibrator and felt the soft hum in my hand. Slowly I ran it over my nipples. A shiver ran through my spine as the vibrator hummed on my tits. My nipples hardened fully as the vibrator buzzed away.

I looked the mirror, and parted my legs. I rubbed the vibrator down across my belly towards my pussy. I could already feel myself getting wet, delaying the moment of it touching my pussy. In the mirror the black rubber vibrator looked menacing next to me. I slowly moved it closer to my pussy. I closed my eyes and placed the toy against my outer lips and squeezed my legs closed tight. I felt it hum on my pussy and it felt so fucking good.

I opened my eyes wide again and spread my legs apart. I placed the flared knob of the toy cock against my pussy. The thick end felt enormous, but the vibrations were doing something incredible to me. I felt my juices flowing so much it felt like I was peeing. I slowly pushed in the vibrator. It stretched like hell, but felt wonderful. Gradually an inch of the vibrator disappeared into my pussy. I moaned loudly as the humming worked its magic, forgetting that my bedroom window was open. I looked up and saw our next door neighbor’s husband looking out his window into mine..


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